Is this really necessary?!

I was shopping for a spatula today and came across this scary looking thing. I'm totally freaked out by the sight of it. The gall of the bastards as well, the box says it "Improves Taste", what is going on here? It's just wrong. Plain and simple. Although, I'm sure Marco Pierre White would disagree - but he's just a wee bit bonkers isn't he?

Taking a little blog break, have been neglecting my duties in the real world. Melvin leaves for L.A. on Friday, wish him luck as his Fantastic Botox Vacation begins. May he return swiftly with perky cheeks and tangerine skin, like a young George Hamilton :

-R